Gigglies

I totally get why starlets get all giggly with Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. Cute, funny man pays attention to you, you can't help but be stupid. (For full information, see my post about my chiropractor) But it does not make for good TV.

Listen, Jon, when you have me on I won't be a giggly freak, I promise. I can be all smart and Sarah Vowell but with more tits. And Stephen Colbert, baby, I'll be your Charlene anytime. Just call me.