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Guess what!

Cinderella was a freakin' redhead!

Well, strawberry blonde, anyway.

I don't know exactly when it happened, but the jerkoffs at Disney decided to make her blonde. What? Is red too saucy for you? Have you fallen prey to the idea that all redheads are ornery so sweet, put upon Cinderella couldn't possibly have any touch of red in her hair? Hmmm? That's fine for sexy, adventurous and impetuous little mermaids, but a good, delicate flower like Cinderella can't keep her "copper plaits" as the opening song suggests? She has to go platinum?!

The truth is, all men are facinated by redheads, can't get enough of them. The blondes of this world don't have a clue what fun is. Perhaps that spiciness is too sexually intimidating for the creeps at Disney who decided Cindy needed a dye job? So, in the new DVD she has her original hair color but all the merchandise is blonde. All the colring book covers and Princess themed story books depict her as blonde. Well PPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Redheads are hot. Not all of them are as ornery as me and even if they were it would be part of their charm. So suck it Disney. In my mind, Cinderella is a hot, burning cauldron of smoking redheaded lust who brilliantly scammed her way out of a life of servitude by luring a wealthy prince into her web of luxurious copper locks. (He simply HAD to know if the carpet matched the drapes and, believe me baby, it did!) And she did it all with sweetness and grace because that's the way of the temptress.

Oh yeah, let's hear it for RED!