Topless Lawyer
Okay. So I haven't seen her spontaneously shed her shirt in years, but that doesn't mean she isn't flinging off her clothes when I'm not around. Isn't that Philosophy 101 or something?
If Britt is olone in a forest will she still spout obscenities and take off her clothes?
That's a question for the ages.
In honor of Britt's birthday I'll keep up the charade and not tell you anything about how sweet and kind she is. Nor will I tell any tale that isn't about nearly nude grocery shopping or interesting job interview techniques. There's no need for you to know what a gorgeous person she is inside and out. That would totally ruin her fun.
Happy 31, babe.
If Britt is olone in a forest will she still spout obscenities and take off her clothes?
That's a question for the ages.
In honor of Britt's birthday I'll keep up the charade and not tell you anything about how sweet and kind she is. Nor will I tell any tale that isn't about nearly nude grocery shopping or interesting job interview techniques. There's no need for you to know what a gorgeous person she is inside and out. That would totally ruin her fun.
Happy 31, babe.
posted by Bree O'Connor at 11:13 AM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home