Well, Okay Then...

I'm a little slow on the uptake sometimes. I was talking to a friend of mine who is always giving me shit about something or other and he just wasn't catching on that I wasn't in the mood for it today. So I snapped at him.

Why are you always poking at me like that? Can't we just have a fucking conversation?

He looked at me sheepishly from across the table.

I thought this is the way we flirt.

Oh. Is it?

Yeah.

Nevermind then.