Speed Posting

I've got a lot on my mind but limited time to sit upright before my back protests in such a gut twisting way that I will have to abandon my post for the relative comfort of an ice pack.

I've noticed lately that no matter how much sage advice I have in me to give there is a relatively small consumer base for my wisdom.

I've also noticed that I am much prettier when I am wearing a devlish smirk. (a.k.a an impish grin)

The few people out there who would consume my sage advice don't really trust my impish grin.

A diet of beer and Milky Ways may sound fun, but in reality not so much.

The back won't let me sit up any longer. Hello ice pack.