Tough Topics

How do you tell someone you care about that they stink? How can you delicately break the news that you cannot stand next to them because they smell of rotten fish, sour milk, and ammonia? They didn't smell like that before! Do I casually ask them if they have ever had severe gastro-intestinal discomfort or if they have recently discharged in their pants? Inquire about their daily hygeine routine? Or do I just come out and say, Dude, ass smell would be a delight compared to your aroma. Give me a roadkill skunk and low tide combo any day!

Well, I have a physical tomorrow. Should be fun. Hopefully I won't stink.