Festive Screw You

I know it isn't exactly the season, but with Thanksgiving coming up and all I can't help but wonder about how we celebrate all of our holidays. It got me thinking...

I don't know how it was in YOUR family, but it MY family the accepted practice was as follows: Thanksgiving = Turkey, Christmas = Game bird of some sort, pheasant, goose or duck, Easter = Ham. Now, do you think the Easter ham is a subtle screw you to the Jews? See that? I can eat delicious pork because Jesus is my Lord and Savior! Mmmmmm! Unclean meat! Smell that bacon! You can't ha-ave po-ork cuz you don't have your Mes-ssiah!

Do you think that's why that is?