Revelation

Remember when you were having that particularly difficult day (week/month/year) in high school and some helpful adult told you, "Don't worry, I know this seems like the biggest thing in the world right now but by the time you get to your ten year reunion all the popular girls will be fat with, like, 10 kids and the jocks will all be balding with beer guts and nothing interesting to say."

While lamenting my larger than desired size it hit me... I was fat for my ten year reunion.

Oh my God, was I hot in high school? If I was, why didn't any of you fuckers tell me?!?!