Hey, Britt!

Britt is pondering theoretical casting for a Hookers on Stilts movie. I fully expect that the role of "Bree" will be prominently featured and there are only two choices to play me.

Molly Ringwald or Penelope Ann Miller.

I know they're both older than I am, but I'm lookin' pretty haggard these days so no one would really notice. Dude, they could both use the work.

Just like me.